Sometimes keeping something vague or subtle makes the reader more curious. The title does not need to be four lines and revealing all the themes of the stories. I just wish if the author used a more simple and unique title for the book. From the title of the book, you get the picture. I do This is a collection of three short sex stories. Let me just make something straight here, whenever I review sex stories I review them based on their main goal, that is whether they are arousing enough or not. Drunk Me is a big fan of going to the nearest sex toy shop and buying six bottles of poppers.This is a collection of three short sex stories. I was also blindfolded and it was my first time trying poppers. I was with a guy who was into tying me up, but he wasn’t very good at knots. We were about to have a threesome one time in another city, but I was being a bit drunk and jealous and the other guy was like, “I don’t know about this.” That was a good call on his part. Be careful who you pick, sometimes you look back and you’re like."what?" We’re both into it, it will probably happen again. That was better, but then afterwards the guy got progressively less hot. One of them was in rural Missouri, don’t do that, avoid that. He was like a child! I would never make out with him sober! I’m 10 years older than him! So I offered to let him come back with us in our Uber and sleep it off at our place, like “we won’t do anything.” We all got home and passed out the next morning I woke up and I found out that the guy on the couch was 18. so everyone starts to go home and he says he’s going to get the L home, which is a 40 minute ride. And then we brought this guy with us to another bar and at this point it was like 4 a.m. One of his friends was like, “Isn’t that your man? Aren’t you upset?” and I was like, “Who is he going home with tonight? It isn’t this fucker, it’s me.” Recently, we were very drunk at some random bar and I was making out with a guy who’s a little younger than us, and my boyfriend found us and was upset that he wasn't the one making out with the guy. A few months ago he made out with someone at a bar and we were with all his friends. My boyfriend and I, I wouldn’t describe us as open, but we’ve both made out with other people at bars and it’s not the biggest deal. Then a few years later I saw him at Pride and he turned out to be racist. He could pick me up! We did multiple positions, multiple places in his room. Probably the best sex I had was with a firefighter. But then his motorcycle was being repaired it wasn’t available for use. I wanted to have sex on his motorcycle because that checked a lot of boxes. When I was 20, I had sex with someone who was 55. I did it on the Monday of a three day weekend so that I had time for the buildup, I guess.
So I made a plan with a couple people about where I can stay if my mom kicks me out of the house. So she’s punitive and the church is very clear that this is wrong. And she’s very strict I’d get grounded for a month, I’d lose my phone for a month. We went to mass every single Sunday until I left for college. Basically, I was very afraid that my mother would kick me out because again, she was very Catholic. He helped guide me to come out to my parents. I had come out to a couple people in high school and they pointed me to this older guy-he was the token out person who was older at our school.
And from then on it was a lot of yearning and confusion, because in my household it was like, being gay is really bad. We didn’t really know anyone who was gay, so I have no idea how I found this porn, but I was just like, “Oh, okay.” And because I was grounded at home alone for a week, I just threw myself into it. So sex wasn’t really something we talked about.
My mom is very Catholic and my father is 18 years older than her and introverted. I lived in a very sheltered Catholic household. I remember I got grounded and I have no idea how I found porn-I don’t think I even really knew what being gay was at the time. I discovered porn on spring break in sixth grade. For Sex Lives, GQ speaks with someone about their entire sex life up to this point and how their sexuality has evolved.